{"id":30,"date":"2013-06-03T14:48:12","date_gmt":"2013-06-03T13:48:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/?p=30"},"modified":"2016-04-10T18:22:13","modified_gmt":"2016-04-10T17:22:13","slug":"sorry-i-dont-speak-english-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/2013\/06\/03\/sorry-i-dont-speak-english-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome in Manchster, your second home"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sl\u00edbil jsem blog, tak\u017ee za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me\u2026 pozd\u011bji sem dod\u00e1m n\u011bco o pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed akce a ceny, kdyby snad cht\u011bl n\u011bkdo v\u00a0budoucnu zkusit n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho. Tak hop k\u00a0prvn\u00edmu dni\u2026<\/p>\n

Proplavit se ve \u010dty\u0159i v\u00a0noci na leti\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0Praze<\/strong>, se nakonec uk\u00e1zalo b\u00fdt nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed cel\u00e9 cesty. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, d\u00edky panu otci se to zvl\u00e1dlo, d\u00edky n\u011bmu jsem si i v\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9m samoobslu\u017en\u00e9m nesmyslu vytiskl letenku.<\/p>\n

Co se t\u00fd\u010de slu\u017eeb Lufthansy, tak se Lvem je to cestov\u00e1n\u00ed teda pon\u011bkud p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \":)\") Nicm\u00e9n\u011b v\u0161echno klapalo, jak m\u011blo a v\u00a0osm jsme radostn\u011b sedli ve Frankfurtu. Mimochodem ze vzduchu u\u017e byly vid\u011bt povodn\u011b i tam.<\/p>\n

Leti\u0161t\u011b je to pon\u011bkud v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Ruzyn\u011b, nicm\u00e9n\u011b t\u0159i hodiny \u010dasu mi daly dostatek prostoru zvl\u00e1dnout p\u0159esun ke spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 odletov\u00e9 br\u00e1n\u011b\u2026 Hor\u0161\u00ed bylo, kdy\u017e jsem se za\u010dal nudit a v\u0161echny termin\u00e1ly pro\u0161el tam, zp\u00e1tky, tam, zp\u00e1tky\u2026<\/strong> Proto\u017ee za ty ceny si rozumn\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk nem\u016f\u017ee koupit nic (jeliko\u017e nejsem, musel jsem si koupit vodu \u2013 nashle t\u0159i eura) a do kasina jsem to taky riskovat necht\u011bl.<\/p>\n

Zachr\u00e1nily m\u011b n\u011bmeck\u00e9 noviny, nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sportovn\u00ed ud\u00e1lost\u00ed dne byl pochopiteln\u011b t\u0159et\u00ed triumf Bayernu (Liga, LM, poh\u00e1r) a p\u0159estup n\u011bjak\u00fd \u0161ikovn\u00e9ho Brazilce do Barcelony. (Neymar nebo tak n\u011bjak?) Pozitivn\u00ed zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed bylo, \u017ee je\u0161t\u011b st\u00e1le rozum\u00edm n\u011bmecky a dok\u00e1\u017eu i n\u011bco kv\u00e1knout. Negativn\u00ed zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00edc ne\u017e anglicky.<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159\u00edlet do Manchesteru \u2013 zavazadlo, kter\u00e9 jsem si v\u00a0Praze nechal zabalit do f\u00f3lie, k\u00a0m\u00e9mu p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed dorazilo. Ov\u0161em vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed jsem zjistil, \u017ee ho chytr\u00e1ci lehce po\u0161kodili. No, co se d\u00e1 d\u011blat. V\u00fdb\u011br z\u00a0bankomatu, prvn\u00ed anglick\u00e1 v\u011bta u informa\u010dn\u00edho kiosku a hur\u00e1 na vlak sm\u011br centrum.<\/p>\n

L\u00edstek za \u010dty\u0159i libry, takov\u00fd \u010desk\u00fd motor\u00e1\u010dek. Sna\u017eil jsem se vyslouchat u spolucestuj\u00edc\u00edch a ud\u011blat si obraz o stavu sv\u00e9 Angli\u010dtiny. NEROZUMN\u011aL jsem prakticky ani slovo. A\u017e na n\u011bjak\u00e9 nastudovan\u00e9 m\u00edstn\u011b n\u00e1zvy. Super, v\u0161ichni m\u011b varovali p\u0159ed t\u00edm skotsk\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edzvukem\u2026<\/p>\n

Po deseti minut\u00e1ch jsem si uv\u011bdomil, \u017ee p\u0159eci jen n\u011bco m\u00e1lo chyt\u00e1m. A \u017ee to je francouz\u0161tina.<\/strong> No, oddechl jsem si, \u017ee jo\u2026 Ne na dlouho. Na gooogle streets to v\u0161echno vypadalo jasn\u011b, vystoup\u00edm z\u00a0vlaku, nastoup\u00edm do busu a u\u017e se vezu. Dal\u0161\u00ed chyba.<\/p>\n

Po chv\u00edle bloud\u011bn\u00ed s\u00a0ne \u00fapln\u011b lehk\u00fdm kufrem to vzd\u00e1v\u00e1m a sna\u017e\u00edm se naj\u00edt jakoukoliv wifi. Jen\u017ee cel\u00e9 centrum je naprosto nepochopiteln\u011b pln\u00e9 lid\u00ed, tak\u017ee se mezi nimi prod\u00edr\u00e1m, a\u017e doraz\u00edm k\u00a0ob\u0159\u00edmu obcho\u010f\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n

Mus\u00edm si d\u00e1t \u010d\u00ednu ve fast foodu, tro\u0161ku m\u011b rozhod\u00ed, \u017ee na ot\u00e1zku jestli chci r\u00fd\u017ei nebo nudle \u010c\u00ed\u0148an neakceptuje moj\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f, \u017ee bych si dal Pepsi. Ale vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed u\u017e je vybojov\u00e1no m\u00edsto u stolku, zapojen\u00e1 wifi a m\u016f\u017ee se pokra\u010dovat v\u00a0p\u00e1tr\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Co si budeme pov\u00eddat, v\u00a0tu chv\u00edli bylo za p\u016fl hodiny dv\u011b. Zpr\u00e1va dobr\u00e1 byla, \u017ee jsem zjistil adresu sv\u00e9ho p\u0159echodn\u00e9ho domova. Zpr\u00e1va \u0161patn\u00e1 byla, \u017ee jsem v\u00a0Praze evidentn\u011b p\u0159ehl\u00e9dl informaci o tom t\u00fdpkovi, co bude st\u00e1t na leti\u0161ti a na cedulce ukazovat moje jm\u00e9no<\/strong>. Bad luck.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee taxi s\u00a0Arabem, kter\u00fd moj\u00ed stoupaj\u00edc\u00ed paniku zmrazil dotazem Are you in hurry?<\/em>Dokou\u0159il si v\u00a0kl\u00edde\u010dku cigaretu a dopravil m\u011b na m\u00edsto ur\u010den\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Rodinu asi p\u0159edstav\u00edm n\u011bkdy p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. Zat\u00edm mus\u00ed sta\u010dit konstatov\u00e1n\u00ed, \u017ee je perfektn\u00ed. P\u0159edpov\u011bdi n\u011bkter\u00fdch \u010dlen\u016f rodiny (\u017ee jo mam\u010do?<\/em> \":)\" ), \u017ee to budou v\u00a0nejlep\u0161\u00edm p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b Indov\u00e9 (nic proti nim<\/strong>) se uk\u00e1zaly b\u00fdt naprosto scestn\u00e9. Proto\u017ee v\u00edc anglick\u00e1 rodina to asi b\u00fdt nemohla.<\/p>\n

Pozn\u00e1mky, kter\u00e9 se snad do\u010dkaj\u00ed roz\u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed<\/strong><\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Do na\u0161\u00ed jazykovky chodil\u00ed i fotbalist\u00e9 City, byl tu Manchini, Suar\u00e9z\u2026<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 U stejn\u00e9 rodiny jako j\u00e1 bydl\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b Japonec Kotaro, kter\u00fd um\u00ed anglicky o n\u011bco m\u00e1lo l\u00edp ne\u017e j\u00e1, tak\u017ee si docela pokec\u00e1me. Jenom to jm\u00e9no si nem\u016f\u017eu u\u017e t\u0159et\u00ed den zapamatovat.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Na oslavu m\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edjezdu ud\u011blali v\u00a0Manchesteru karneval.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Muzeum anglick\u00e9ho fotbalu je naprosto neskute\u010dn\u00fd, mus\u00edm se tam vr\u00e1tit.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u0160kola za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 v\u00a0dev\u011bt a kon\u010d\u00ed v\u00a0p\u016fl p\u00e1t\u00fd ka\u017ed\u00fd den, v\u00a0p\u00e1tek odpoledka odpad\u00e1.<\/p>\n

–\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nev\u00edm, jak stihnu v\u0161echno, co jsem si napl\u00e1noval.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sl\u00edbil jsem blog, tak\u017ee za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me\u2026 pozd\u011bji sem dod\u00e1m n\u011bco o pl\u00e1nov\u00e1n\u00ed akce a ceny, kdyby snad cht\u011bl n\u011bkdo v\u00a0budoucnu zkusit n\u011bco podobn\u00e9ho. Tak hop k\u00a0prvn\u00edmu dni\u2026 Proplavit se ve \u010dty\u0159i v\u00a0noci na leti\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0Praze, se nakonec uk\u00e1zalo b\u00fdt nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st\u00ed cel\u00e9 cesty. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b, d\u00edky panu otci se to zvl\u00e1dlo, d\u00edky n\u011bmu jsem si i v\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9m […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anglie","tag-anglie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7pJdM-u","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}