{"id":227,"date":"2016-11-15T06:44:41","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T05:44:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/?p=227"},"modified":"2016-11-15T06:44:41","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T05:44:41","slug":"vancouver-raincouver-hongcouver-tak-se-ukaz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/2016\/11\/15\/vancouver-raincouver-hongcouver-tak-se-ukaz\/","title":{"rendered":"Vancouver, Raincouver, Hongcouver\u2026 Tak se uka\u017e!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kouk\u00e1m z okna vlaku, p\u0159es kapky de\u0161t\u011b vid\u00edm \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1pisy. V\u0161ude. Pot\u0159eboval bych pr\u00e1delnu, mo\u017en\u00e1 tam je, kdo v\u00ed\u2026 Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b bych m\u011bl vystupovat. Tady te\u010f bydl\u00edm. Imigrant mezi imigranty.<\/p>\n

Pronajal jsem si pokoj u pani z Peru. M\u00e1 patn\u00e1ctilet\u00e9ho syna, pracuje po noc\u00edch. Tak\u017ee se nepotk\u00e1v\u00e1me. Vlastn\u011b m\u00e1m luxusn\u00ed byt s\u00e1m pro sebe, neb junior 99,9 % \u010dasu tr\u00e1v\u00ed u po\u010d\u00edta\u010de ve sv\u00e9m kamrl\u00edku. Je to trochu divn\u00fd. Ale budi\u017e.<\/p>\n

V p\u016fl \u0161est\u00e9 r\u00e1no mi zvon\u00ed bud\u00edk. A mus\u00edm b\u00fdt sakra rychle na nohou. J\u00e1. Milovn\u00edk sp\u00e1nku. V pr\u00e1ci procvi\u010duju angli\u010dtinu. S Mohamedem. Voz\u00ed m\u011b na m\u00edstn\u00ed metro, kter\u00e9 je vlastn\u011b nadzemkou. Taky se se mnou rozd\u011blil o ob\u011bd. Je fajn. Dorazil p\u0159ed p\u011bti lety, neum\u011bl ani slovo.<\/p>\n

Mak\u00e1m na stavb\u011b. Vyvrtat d\u00edry do d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdch nosn\u00edk\u016f stropu, pak tam zav\u00e9st trubky protipo\u017e\u00e1rn\u00edho syst\u00e9mu. Lego. Pro pokro\u010dil\u00e9. Univerzitu na tuhle pr\u00e1ci asi nepot\u0159ebuju, ale p\u0159esto u\u017e se mi to poda\u0159ilo p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t lehce zazd\u00edt.<\/p>\n

Helmu a refexn\u00ed vestu svl\u00e9k\u00e1m ve t\u0159i odpoledne, tak\u017ee spousta \u010dasu. A\u017e napadne, tak se bude jezdit na ve\u010dern\u00ed ly\u017eov\u00e1n\u00ed. Douf\u00e1m. Te\u010f m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm do fitka, kam jsem si po\u0159\u00eddil permanentku. Je na \u010dase dostat se zase trochu do formy.<\/p>\n

Taky p\u016fjdu v p\u00e1tek do divadla. Na \u0160vestku. Bude to moje C. premi\u00e9ra. Ostuda no. L\u00edstek m\u00e1m d\u00edky Ondrovi, kter\u00fd je \u0161\u00e9f na\u0161\u00ed party. Borec. Vzal m\u011b na fotbal, pak se \u0161lo na Plz\u00ednku\u2026 Zdenda, kter\u00fd je tady 39 let, m\u011b na n\u00ed cht\u011bl pozvat. Ale bylo mi to hloup\u00e9, hned takhle ze startu. Tak mo\u017en\u00e1 p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee tak. Vancouver.<\/p>\n

Kdy\u017e m\u011b kdysi napadla Kanada, tak to bylo tohle m\u011bsto. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd Jasper, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 Rockies. Vid\u011bl jsem p\u00e1r fotek a \u0159\u00edkal si, \u017ee tady se snoub\u00ed v\u0161echno se v\u0161\u00edm. Oce\u00e1n a prkna ve vln\u00e1ch. Sn\u00edh a prkna na svahu. Do toho stezky na turistiku, cyklistiku.<\/p>\n

R\u00e1j.<\/p>\n

Prozkoum\u00e1m to, a pak v\u00e1m d\u00e1m ved\u011bt. Zat\u00edm jsem sotva obe\u0161el centrum a byla to docela fajn proch\u00e1zka. Jasper a tamn\u00ed ob\u011bdy s v\u00fdhledem na n\u00e1dhern\u00fd les a horu to tady nejsou. Ale zase je tu v\u00fdrazn\u011bji levn\u011bji.<\/p>\n

Tak\u017ee uvid\u00edme. A uvid\u00edme velmi brzo.<\/p>\n

Nejpozd\u011bji v \u00fanoru mus\u00edm ud\u011blat rozhodnut\u00ed, co si se sv\u00fdm \u017eivotem po\u010dnu d\u00e1l. Mo\u017enost\u00ed je spousta a nemysl\u00edm si, \u017ee jsou spr\u00e1vn\u00e9 a \u0161patn\u00e9. A pr\u00e1v\u011b proto je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 uk\u00e1zat jen na jednu.<\/p>\n

M\u011bjte se moc hezky. U\u017e je to p\u016fl roku. Mysl\u00edm na V\u00e1s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kouk\u00e1m z okna vlaku, p\u0159es kapky de\u0161t\u011b vid\u00edm \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 n\u00e1pisy. V\u0161ude. Pot\u0159eboval bych pr\u00e1delnu, mo\u017en\u00e1 tam je, kdo v\u00ed\u2026 Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b bych m\u011bl vystupovat. Tady te\u010f bydl\u00edm. Imigrant mezi imigranty. Pronajal jsem si pokoj u pani z Peru. M\u00e1 patn\u00e1ctilet\u00e9ho syna, pracuje po noc\u00edch. Tak\u017ee se nepotk\u00e1v\u00e1me. Vlastn\u011b m\u00e1m luxusn\u00ed byt s\u00e1m pro sebe, neb junior […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":230,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[10,33],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kanada","tag-kanada","tag-vancouver"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/FullSizeRender-2.jpg?fit=4032%2C3024&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7pJdM-3F","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":229,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/229"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}