{"id":218,"date":"2016-11-03T02:31:39","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T01:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/?p=218"},"modified":"2016-11-03T02:31:39","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T01:31:39","slug":"ztratili-jsme-dva-psy-a-poznali-chovani-smecky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/2016\/11\/03\/ztratili-jsme-dva-psy-a-poznali-chovani-smecky\/","title":{"rendered":"Ztratili jsme dva psy. A poznali chov\u00e1n\u00ed sme\u010dky"},"content":{"rendered":"
Pokud nem\u00e1te psa (nebo jin\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e), mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00e1m p\u0159ijdou divn\u00ed lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed s t\u00edm sv\u00fdm mluv\u00ed. Jen\u017ee. Pokud si ho jednou po\u0159\u00edd\u00edte, budete s n\u00edm mluvit tak\u00e9. Pozn\u00e1te, \u017ee m\u00e1 svoji osobnost. \u017de je to v\u00edc ne\u017e jenom hezk\u00e9\/o\u0161kliv\u00e9, \u010dern\u00e9\/b\u00edl\u00e9, velk\u00e9\/mal\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e.<\/p>\n
Tady jich bylo 12 na jednom m\u00edst\u011b. 12 osobnost\u00ed. 12 bytost\u00ed, se kter\u00fdmi jsme tr\u00e1vili cel\u00e9 dny, hr\u00e1li si s nimi, rvali se s nimi.<\/p>\n
A pak jsme o dv\u011b fenky p\u0159i\u0161li.<\/p>\n
Ten den byl od r\u00e1na mizern\u00fd (vysv\u011btl\u00edm pro\u010d pozd\u011bji). Ale ve\u010der se za\u010dal obracet k lep\u0161\u00edmu, n\u00e1lada do norm\u00e1lu. To znamen\u00e1 do m\u00f3du nekone\u010dn\u00e9ho \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed. Vyrazili jsme na proch\u00e1zku. Jen ve t\u0159ech, psy jsme nechali doma. V\u00fdjime\u010dn\u011b.<\/p>\n
J\u00e1, Tom a Kayley. Zase jsme se sm\u00e1li, moje angli\u010dtina se kulhaj\u00edc sna\u017eila dr\u017eet tempo proud\u00edc\u00edho hovoru.<\/p>\n
A pak jsme se oto\u010dili.<\/p>\n
B\u011b\u017eeli za n\u00e1mi t\u0159i psi. Pr\u016fser. (omlouv\u00e1m se, ale\u2026)<\/p>\n
Pochopiteln\u011b u n\u00e1s nezastavili. Zkusil jsem je st\u00edhat, Angli\u010dan\u00e9 b\u011b\u017eeli zp\u00e1tky do chaty pro auto. Nev\u011b\u0159il jsem, \u017ee je chyt\u00edme. Pokud oni sami nebudou cht\u00edt.<\/p>\n
Dv\u011b hodiny jsem se prod\u00edral lesem, hledal na b\u0159ehu \u0159eky. V tot\u00e1ln\u00ed beznad\u011bji a v\u00fd\u010ditk\u00e1ch toho, \u017ee jsem to mo\u017en\u00e1 byl j\u00e1, kdo nezav\u0159el branku od zahrady. \u017de jsem pr\u00e1v\u011b mo\u017en\u00e1 zavinil to, \u017ee jsme ztratili t\u0159eba v\u0161ech 12 ps\u016f.<\/p>\n
Pak jsem se potkal s Tomem a Kayley. Na\u0161li jednoho \u2013 \u0161t\u011bn\u011b. Nechyboval nikdo, psi si ud\u011blali d\u00edru v plot\u011b sami. Utekli \u201cjen\u201d t\u0159i. Chyb\u00ed Disco a Karma.<\/p>\n
Pokra\u010dovali jsme i za tmy do chv\u00edle, kdy se vr\u00e1tila Dana. \u201cJacob! Jacob! Karma i Disco jsou mrtv\u00e9. Na d\u00e1lnici\u2026\u201d bre\u010dela.<\/p>\n
Nemohli jsme je tam jen tak nechat le\u017eet n\u011bkde na silnici. Musel jsem se pro n\u011b vr\u00e1tit a bylo to hrozn\u00fd. Prost\u011b hrozn\u00fd.<\/p>\n
Dal\u0161\u00ed den jsme ob\u011b poh\u0159bili a aspo\u0148 to m\u00edsto ud\u011blali hezk\u00e9. A pak jsme museli za\u010d\u00edt \u017e\u00edt d\u00e1l. Ikdy\u017e je t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 p\u0159i v\u0161ech t\u011bch \u00fa\u017easn\u00fdch chv\u00edl\u00edch tady pro\u017eit\u00fdch, p\u0159estat myslet na to, jak rychle se v\u0161echno m\u016f\u017ee zm\u011bnit.<\/p>\n
Tak\u017ee Disco a Karma: \u201cIf only love could saved your lifes, you would have lived forever.\u201d<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Disco se\u017erala ku\u0159ec\u00ed prsa. A ukradla pono\u017eku. Bacon se rve se svou m\u00e1ti Karmou. Jako obvykle. Coco chr\u00e1pe. Jako\u017ee nahlas chr\u00e1pe. Kr\u00e1l Lear d\u016fstojn\u011b kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed pokojem, Peaches si hov\u00ed na sv\u00e9m gau\u010di.<\/p>\n
Koda je nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed. Ale jako obvkle sp\u00ed v pelechu pro \u0161t\u011b\u0148ata. Vlastn\u011b m\u00e1 dva. Cha Cha B je u\u017e prababi\u010dka, ale po\u0159\u00e1d tah\u00e1 v t\u00fdmu. Rush je b\u00edl\u00e1 jako sn\u00edh, kter\u00fd snad brzo p\u0159ijde. N\u00e1dhern\u00e1. V\u00ed to o sob\u011b. Ale taky se tak chov\u00e1 \u2013 vzorn\u011b.<\/p>\n
A pak jsou tu \u0161t\u011b\u0148ata. Sedm m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. Tolik l\u00e1sky\u2026 Jasper je nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed, Bagger nejstydliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a Pepper musela na chv\u00edli pry\u010d. Poprv\u00e9 h\u00e1r\u00e1 a je\u0161t\u011b nen\u00ed z\u00e1hodno, aby m\u011bla \u0161t\u011b\u0148ata. Tak tohle je sme\u010dka. Dvan\u00e1ct\u016f ps\u016f. Dvan\u00e1ct charakter\u016f.<\/p>\n
Ale taky jedna spole\u010dnost. S jasn\u00fdmi pravidly. Kdo se podle nich nechov\u00e1, tak krv\u00e1c\u00ed. Ne, \u017ee by to byla \u00fapln\u011b vyj\u00edme\u010dn\u00e1 situace. V Praze bych na \u0161it\u00ed volal ps\u00ed pohotovost. Tady Dana \u0159ekne: \u201cZa hloupost se plat\u00ed.\u201d<\/p>\n
Tihle psi si \u017eij\u00ed podle sv\u00e9ho. Maj\u00ed obrovsk\u00fd v\u00fdb\u011bh a p\u0159\u00edstup do (prakticky) cel\u00e9 chaty. N\u011bkdy sp\u00ed vevnit\u0159 v postel\u00edch, n\u011bkdy venku na zmrzl\u00e9 zemi. Z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na jejich n\u00e1lad\u011b. Sledovat je se neomrz\u00ed, maj\u00ed obrovskou hrdost.<\/p>\n
Lear m\u011b na sebe nechal s\u00e1hnout po t\u00fddnu. Disco, moje nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, si na hlavu nenech\u00e1 sahat ani po \u010dty\u0159ech t\u00fddnech. Je j\u00ed dvan\u00e1ct a je neskute\u010dn\u00e1. Kdy\u017e chod\u00ed po \u201ccabin\u201d tak je l\u00edn\u00e1 po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b zvedat nohy, ale klidn\u011b vysko\u010d\u00ed na kuchy\u0148sk\u00fd pult. A taky je jedn\u00edm z l\u00eddr\u016f sp\u0159e\u017een\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Bacon u\u017e m\u011b dvakr\u00e1t kousnul, poka\u017ed\u00e9 kdy\u017e jsem se sna\u017eil ho odtrhnout od maminky v jejich rva\u010dce. Dana ho prodala do Vancouveru \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdm zn\u00e1m\u00fdm. Jen\u017ee terorizoval prababi\u010dku, tak \u0161el zp\u00e1tky. Te\u010f je na p\u0159ev\u00fdchov\u011b.<\/p>\n
Tihle psi byli dlouho vychov\u00e1van\u00ed k tomu, aby v m\u011bli v hlav\u011b zak\u00f3dov\u00e1ny dv\u011b v\u011bci. J\u00edst a b\u011b\u017eet. Den za dnem museli zvl\u00e1dat sibi\u0159skou zimu a na san\u00edch tahat lovce, se kter\u00fdmi byl jejich \u017eivot \u00fazce spojen\u00fd. Mrtv\u00ed psi, mrv\u00fd lovec. Mrtv\u00fd lovec, mrtv\u00ed psi.<\/p>\n
Kdo je slab\u00fd, kdo se neum\u00ed pod\u0159\u00eddit, kon\u010d\u00ed. Jsi pomal\u00fd, \u0161kod\u00ed\u0161 ostatn\u00edm. Rve\u0161 se, kon\u010d\u00ed\u0161. Tady vl\u00e1dne Dana. \u201cNikdy jim nem\u016f\u017eu uk\u00e1zat slabost,\u201d \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, kdy\u017e jej\u00ed koleno tla\u010d\u00ed na krk mistra Bacon, kter\u00fd znovu neodolal poku\u0161en\u00ed cenit zuby ve \u0161patnou chv\u00edli.<\/p>\n
V\u0161ichni ji poslouchaj\u00ed. Nejv\u00edc jsem to poznal p\u0159i krmen\u00ed. Ka\u017ed\u00fd pes m\u00e1 sv\u016fj \u0159et\u011bz u plotu a svou misku. J\u00eddlo se pod\u00e1v\u00e1 jednou denn\u011b. V \u0161est r\u00e1no. Pokud by nebyli p\u0159iv\u00e1zan\u00ed servou se. S Danou to prob\u00edh\u00e1 relativn\u011b ti\u0161e. Se mnou se bud\u00ed lidi \u0159evem ve stovky kilometr\u016f vzd\u00e1len\u00e9m Kamloops.<\/p>\n
D\u016fle\u017eit\u00e1 sou\u010d\u00e1st na\u0161ich dn\u00ed byl i tr\u00e9nink. V p\u0159\u00edprav\u011b na zimu tahali psi ter\u00e9nn\u00ed \u010dty\u0159kolku se dv\u011bma lidma. Na lehk\u00fdch san\u00edch a sn\u011bhu to pak mus\u00ed b\u00fdt j\u00edzda\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Pokud nem\u00e1te psa (nebo jin\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e), mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00e1m p\u0159ijdou divn\u00ed lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed s t\u00edm sv\u00fdm mluv\u00ed. Jen\u017ee. Pokud si ho jednou po\u0159\u00edd\u00edte, budete s n\u00edm mluvit tak\u00e9. Pozn\u00e1te, \u017ee m\u00e1 svoji osobnost. \u017de je to v\u00edc ne\u017e jenom hezk\u00e9\/o\u0161kliv\u00e9, \u010dern\u00e9\/b\u00edl\u00e9, velk\u00e9\/mal\u00e9 zv\u00ed\u0159e. Tady jich bylo 12 na jednom m\u00edst\u011b. 12 osobnost\u00ed. 12 bytost\u00ed, se kter\u00fdmi […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[32,10,31],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kanada","tag-husky","tag-kanada","tag-psi"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7pJdM-3w","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":219,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions\/219"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}