{"id":192,"date":"2016-08-25T02:44:31","date_gmt":"2016-08-25T01:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/?p=192"},"modified":"2016-08-25T02:44:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-25T01:44:31","slug":"hlavne-se-nenechat-otravit-aneb-horecka-aljasske-noci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/2016\/08\/25\/hlavne-se-nenechat-otravit-aneb-horecka-aljasske-noci\/","title":{"rendered":"Hlavn\u011b se nenechat otr\u00e1vit. Aneb hore\u010dka alja\u0161sk\u00e9 noci"},"content":{"rendered":"
Noc nab\u00edz\u00ed mnoh\u00e1 vzru\u0161en\u00ed. A co teprve noc v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b pln\u00e9 divok\u00e9 zv\u011b\u0159e. Pro\u017eil jsem jednu, na kterou asi jen tak nezapomenu. Tenhle d\u00edl cesty nel\u00ed\u010d\u00ed ani tak kr\u00e1sy tohoto kusu zem\u011b, jako sp\u00ed\u0161 utrpen\u00ed jednoho kluka z Prahy uprost\u0159ed divo\u010diny. Tak zva\u017ete, zda \u010d\u00edst d\u00e1l.<\/p>\n
Den 7\u00a0 kdesi nad Cooper landing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 5 mil +21 km p\u011b\u0161kobusem<\/p>\n
Zvykli jsme si, \u017ee slunce n\u011bkdo vypnul, tak\u017ee n\u00e1s r\u00e1no nijak nep\u0159ekvap\u00ed. Zata\u017eeno. Mrhol\u00ed. Lehce. Jde se. P\u0159ej\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme na parkovi\u0161t\u011b, kter\u00e9 je v\u00fdchoz\u00edm bodem pro trail a bal\u00edme. Stan. Spac\u00e1ky. J\u00eddlo. N\u00e1hradn\u00ed oble\u010den\u00ed. Z\u00e1kladn\u00ed v\u011bci. Beru l\u00e9k\u00e1rni\u010dku.<\/p>\n
Stoup\u00e1me do nitra parku Kenai, cesta je to p\u0159\u00edjemn\u00e1 po vy\u0161lapan\u00e9 stezce, kterou nepohrdnou ani cyklist\u00e9. V\u0161ak jich p\u00e1r potk\u00e1v\u00e1me. P\u0159\u00edroda je to zase jin\u00e1 ne\u017e v Jasperu, okoln\u00ed kopce jsou takov\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edv\u011btiv\u00e9 zelen\u00e9 homole.<\/p>\n
A mezi nimi se skr\u00fdvaj\u00ed jezera. Kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 jezera. B\u00fdt slunce\u2026 tak do nich sk\u00e1\u010deme a koupeme se. Takhle si tak maxim\u00e1ln\u011b lehnu na molo a chv\u00edli sn\u00edm. Zji\u0161\u0165ujeme, \u017ee jsme si mohli rezervovat loveckou chatu, je u n\u00ed i lo\u010fka. Tak p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n
Trh\u00e1me m\u00edli za m\u00edl\u00ed, debatujeme o \u010desk\u00e9 medi\u00e1ln\u00ed sc\u00e9n\u011b, o minulosti, o budoucnosti. Tohle je ono. Kolem krajnice stovky hub, trsy bor\u016fvek. Takhle n\u011bjak jsem si to p\u0159edstavoval. Nechat se pohltit p\u0159\u00edrodou.<\/p>\n
V kempu rozd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1me ohe\u0148 asi na druhou sirku (ok, padla na to p\u016flka n\u00e1pln\u011b zapalova\u010de) a m\u00edt vedle sebe n\u011bkoho opa\u010dn\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed, ne\u017e je Karel, \u0159ekl bych, \u017ee tak asi chutn\u00e1 ta romantika. I takhle se to ov\u0161em d\u00e1 p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt.<\/p>\n
Kolem sedm\u00e9 va\u0159\u00edme ve\u010de\u0159i, na kterou budu dlouho pamatovat. Do dvou plechovek masem pln\u011bn\u00fdch t\u011bstovin p\u0159id\u00e1v\u00e1m houby. Stejn\u011b tak \u010din\u00ed se svou plechovkou Karlos. N\u011bjak se mi to nechce po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b oh\u0159\u00e1t, ani si moc nepochutn\u00e1m. Ale v tu chv\u00edli to ne\u0159e\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n
Ve stanu pro\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m m\u00edstn\u00ed pr\u016fvodce a p\u0159ed osmou to bal\u00edm. S t\u00edm, \u017ee aspo\u0148 vstanu d\u0159\u00edv.<\/p>\n
Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed je pon\u011bkud naturalistick\u00e9. Jen varuji.<\/p>\n
Vst\u00e1v\u00e1m vskutku d\u0159\u00edv. V jeden\u00e1ct ve\u010der. Venku u\u017e tma. Proberu se a m\u00e1m takov\u00fd ten pocit, \u017ee ne v\u0161echno je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Vynd\u00e1m ruce ze spac\u00e1ku do zimy a trochu se mi ulev\u00ed. T\u0159eba jenom p\u0159eh\u0159\u00e1t\u00ed. Ale ne. \u017daludek zabubl\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Tohle nep\u0159esp\u00edm. Ve spac\u00edm od\u011bvu, tedy trencl\u00edch a triku beru pohory, sprej proti medv\u011bd\u016fm a ma\u017eu 250 metr\u016f na toaletu v podob\u011b prkny p\u0159emost\u011bn\u00e9 d\u00edry. Vrac\u00edm se do p\u0159\u00edbytku s pocitem, \u017ee tohle nebyla norm\u00e1ln\u00ed n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva washrooms. Ale t\u0159eba to bylo v\u0161echno, douf\u00e1m.<\/p>\n
Nebude. O p\u011bt minut pozd\u011bji jsem znovu na nohou a tentokr\u00e1t u\u017e bohu\u017eel k vym\u011b\u0161ov\u00e1n\u00ed pou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m otvor ur\u010den\u00fd pro p\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed potravy. Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1, ne\u017e se sm\u00ed\u0159it s realitou. Tahle noc bude dlouh\u00e1. Vlci na sebe pok\u0159ikuj\u00ed p\u0159es \u00fadol\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Nat\u00e1hnu na sebe n\u011bjak\u00e9 oble\u010den\u00ed a belh\u00e1m se zp\u00e1tky k z\u00e1chodu. V de\u0161ti ani nev\u00edm, jestli se klepu zimou nebo vy\u010derp\u00e1n\u00edm. Karel tvrd\u00ed, \u017ee jsem byl venku 50 minut. Pro m\u011b to je nem\u011b\u0159iteln\u00fd \u010dasov\u00fd \u00fasek v k\u0159e\u010di. Na medv\u011bdy jsem m\u011bl pomy\u0161len\u00ed minim\u00e1ln\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Nad\u00e1v\u00e1m. Smi\u0159uji se se situac\u00ed. Lituju se. Pro\u010d nejsem ve Vr\u0161ovick\u00e9 a nem\u00e1m to na z\u00e1chod p\u011bt metr\u016f bezpe\u010dnou chodbou? Sotva se zabal\u00edm do spac\u00e1ku. T\u0159esu se, hek\u00e1m. KURVA. Nen\u00ed moc m\u00edst, kde bych si m\u00ed\u0148 p\u0159\u00e1l dostat se do takov\u00e9ho stavu.<\/p>\n
P\u0159i n\u00e1sledn\u00e9m odplivnut\u00ed u\u017e ani nejsem schopen si otev\u0159\u00edt stan a mus\u00ed to ud\u011blat Karel. M\u00e1m k\u0159e\u010d v obou noh\u00e1ch z\u00e1rove\u0148, tak se plaz\u00edm jenom pomoc\u00ed rukou. \u201cCo to je?\u201d vzdych\u00e1m. \u201cOtrava no,\u201d kontruje Karlos.<\/p>\n
T\u0159i hodiny r\u00e1no a j\u00e1 se nasouk\u00e1m zp\u00e1tky do spac\u00e1ku. A je konec. Znovu se bud\u00edm kolem sedm\u00e9 a chv\u00edli si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, jestli to v\u0161echno nebyl jenom zl\u00fd sen. Nebyl. Nicm\u00e9n\u011b teplotu nem\u00e1m a to je pro m\u011b hlavn\u00ed. N\u011bjak budu fungovat.<\/p>\n
Den 8. Homer 20 km p\u011b\u0161ky a 125 mil vozem<\/p>\n
Pr\u0161\u00ed. Zase. Le\u017e\u00edme do p\u016fl des\u00e1t\u00e9, sb\u00edr\u00e1m s\u00edly. Zkusmo sn\u00edm ban\u00e1n. Nic se nestane. Dob\u0159e. Bal\u00edme si v\u011bci, pak bour\u00e1me tot\u00e1ln\u011b mork\u00fd stan. \u010c\u00e1ste\u010dn\u011b zahlad\u00edm stopy sv\u00e9 no\u010dn\u00ed p\u0159\u00edtomnosti, pokud pr\u00fd n\u011bco medv\u011bdy l\u00e1k\u00e1, tak je to lidsk\u00e9 j\u00eddlo. V\u00ed b\u016fh, jestli se ohl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed na jeho stav\u2026<\/p>\n
P\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm, jestli byly \u0161patn\u00e9 plechovky. Nebo houby. Nebo jsem s bor\u016fvkami sn\u011bdl i jinou \u010dernou bobuli. U\u017e to asi nezjist\u00edm. A je to jedno. Te\u010f pot\u0159ebuji d\u00e1t cestu zp\u00e1tky. Pl\u00e1\u0161t\u011bnky p\u0159es batohy a jdeme. Tempo 5 kilometr\u016f hodina. Slu\u0161n\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Nen\u00ed moc co popisovat. U\u017e jsem \u0161lapal i ve v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pohod\u011b, z\u00e1rove\u0148 to nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u00e9 utrpen\u00ed. Kdy\u017e v\u0161ak vid\u00edme na\u0161i dod\u00e1vku, ocen\u00edme to oba. Jak j\u00e1, tak Karlos. Tot\u00e1ln\u011b mokro v bot\u00e1ch, j\u00e1 aspo\u0148 nem\u00e1m omrzl\u00e9 ruce. Top\u00edme si. A mysl\u00edme na chud\u00e1ky Slov\u00e1ky, kte\u0159\u00ed si podobn\u00fd luxus nedop\u0159ej\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Je \u010das se zase za\u010d\u00edt sm\u00e1t. Autobus vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00ed, dal\u0161\u00ed zast\u00e1vka: Homer. Tedy pl\u00e1novan\u00e1. Osud n\u00e1m do cesty pos\u00edl\u00e1 obrovsk\u00fd obcho\u010f\u00e1k Fred Meyers (ano jsme na Alja\u0161ce), a tak stav\u00edme. M\u016fj c\u00edl je sehnat lahev coly. Sb\u00edr\u00e1me i p\u00e1r dal\u0161\u00edch v\u011bc\u00ed. A menu v Taco Bells (nebo jak se to jmenuje).<\/p>\n
Extra ostr\u00e1 tortilla s papri\u010dkami jalapenos m\u011b definitivn\u011b uzdravuje. Tedy spole\u010dn\u011b s v\u00fdhledem na oce\u00e1n\/mo\u0159e\/z\u00e1liv?. P\u0159es vodu se z mrak\u016f ob\u010das vyno\u0159\u00ed hory s ledovci. To chce\u0161. Homer n\u00e1s nadchne. Domy na k\u016flech, ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9 lod\u011b. Par\u00e1da.<\/p>\n
Stylov\u00e1 knajpa m\u011b p\u0159emluv\u00ed i ke dv\u011bma piv\u016fm. Po otrav\u011b ani pam\u00e1tky. Jen ta p\u0159edpov\u011b\u010f by mohla b\u00fdt lep\u0161\u00ed. Jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 t\u00e1ta: D\u011btma nezatop\u00ed\u0161. Such\u00e9 nechyt\u00ed\u0161 a mokr\u00e9 \u0161patn\u011b ho\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Noc nab\u00edz\u00ed mnoh\u00e1 vzru\u0161en\u00ed. A co teprve noc v p\u0159\u00edrod\u011b pln\u00e9 divok\u00e9 zv\u011b\u0159e. Pro\u017eil jsem jednu, na kterou asi jen tak nezapomenu. Tenhle d\u00edl cesty nel\u00ed\u010d\u00ed ani tak kr\u00e1sy tohoto kusu zem\u011b, jako sp\u00ed\u0161 utrpen\u00ed jednoho kluka z Prahy uprost\u0159ed divo\u010diny. Tak zva\u017ete, zda \u010d\u00edst d\u00e1l. Den 7\u00a0 kdesi nad Cooper landing\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 5 mil +21 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[24,23],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kanada","tag-alaska","tag-usa"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7pJdM-36","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}