Jak za\u010d\u00edt, jak za\u010d\u00edt, jak za\u010d\u00edt? Prvn\u00ed v\u011bta je v\u017edycky nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed, ale te\u010f jich m\u00e1m des\u00edtky. P\u0159edstavte si den, kdy dost\u00e1v\u00e1te p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed za p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm a ka\u017ed\u00e9 skv\u011bl\u00e9. A pak den, kdy proklouznete poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b na \u00fazem\u00ed USA. A jste na Alja\u0161ce. Tak tedy\u2026<\/p>\n
Den 3. Swan lake 658 km<\/p>\n
Nau\u010dil jsem se na podobn\u00fdch v\u00fdletech pou\u017e\u00edvat dv\u011b lehce p\u0159enosn\u00e9 a lehce uva\u0159iteln\u00e9 suroviny. Ovesnou ka\u0161i a kus-kus. V r\u016fzn\u00fdch variant\u00e1ch s p\u0159idan\u00fdmi ingrediencemi jsou to dob\u0159\u00ed spole\u010dn\u00edci. T\u0159et\u00ed den na cest\u011b za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1me pr\u00e1v\u011b ka\u0161\u00ed. S marmel\u00e1dou a rozinkami je sladk\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Sladk\u00e1 jako n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed hodiny v\u0161ak b\u00fdt nem\u016f\u017ee. Akcelerujeme od span\u00ed a benz\u00ednky, u krajnice se zjev\u00ed postava. \u201cBereme,\u201d pt\u00e1 se Karel. Jasn\u011b, \u017ee bereme. Stopa\u0159i maj\u00ed zelenou, zn\u011bla domluva u\u017e p\u0159ed cestou. Noha ma\u010dk\u00e1 brzdu.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere are you from?\u201d t\u00e1\u017eeme se sv\u011btov\u011b. \u201cSlovakia,\u201d zn\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f. \u201cPardon, me?\u201d uji\u0161\u0165ujeme se. \u201cSlovakia\u2026\u201d V tu chv\u00edli je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee si budeme rozum\u011bt verb\u00e1ln\u011b. A kdy\u017e tro\u0161ku p\u0159eskup\u00edme n\u00e1klad dod\u00e1vky a Adri s Michalem sednou na zadn\u00ed sedadlo\u2026\u00a0 Tak je jasn\u00e9, \u017ee souzn\u011bn\u00ed bude i lidsk\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Takhle \u00fa\u017easn\u00e1 dvojka je na cest\u011b sedm m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f a za\u010dala na nejji\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00edm c\u00edpu Argentiny a za pomoci des\u00edtek \u0159idi\u010d\u016f se te\u010f bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k Alja\u0161ce. Pecka. Za celou dobu narazili asi na jedny \u010cechoslov\u00e1ky a te\u010f dostali n\u00e1s. A my je.<\/p>\n
P\u016fvodn\u011b cht\u011bli jen p\u00e1r des\u00edtek kilometr\u016f k Muncho lake. Jen\u017ee tam jsme dali ledovou koupel, Adri n\u00e1m nakr\u00e1jela bagety subway, kter\u00e9 dostali od \u201carm\u00e1dy sp\u00e1sy\u201d ve Fort Nelson, kter\u00e1 je prakticky zajala, aby nebyla zru\u0161ena\u2026 (dlouh\u00e1 a vesel\u00e1 historie)<\/p>\n
A spole\u010dn\u011b jedeme d\u00e1l. Vypr\u00e1v\u00ed se historky, s Karlem je hlt\u00e1me u\u0161ima i otev\u0159enou pusou. Do toho se propl\u00e9t\u00e1me horami, kde ka\u017ed\u00e1 zat\u00e1\u010dka nab\u00edz\u00ed nov\u00fd, hez\u010d\u00ed a \u00fachvatn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pohled. R\u00e1d bych to popsal, vyfotil a stejn\u011b v\u00edm, \u017ee origin\u00e1l bude jen v na\u0161\u00ed pam\u011bti.<\/p>\n
Zazn\u00ed po\u017eadavek na n\u011bjakou zv\u00ed\u0159enu. Za minutu potk\u00e1v\u00e1me st\u00e1do horsk\u00fdch koz. Pak losy. Pak dva medv\u011bdy. Ostatn\u011b tito dva gentelmani n\u00e1s v\u00edtaj\u00ed v Liar hot springs. Hork\u00fdch pramenech, kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed a\u017e 40 stup\u0148\u016f a po ledov\u00e9m plav\u00e1n\u00edm poskytuj\u00ed druh\u00fd extr\u00e9m. Supeeeer.<\/p>\n
A pokra\u010dujeme. Vedle d\u00e1lnice si d\u00e1v\u00e1j\u00ed sv\u016fj poob\u011bdov\u00fd sp\u00e1nek bizoni. Jako fakt. Bizoni. Takov\u00e9 to \u201czv\u00ed\u0159e, co dali dohromady minim\u00e1ln\u011b ze dvou pro svoje pobaven\u00ed\u201d. Jeden jde hned u krajnice, fot\u00edme ho a on si jenom fun\u00ed\u2026 Safary v Kanad\u011b. Good.<\/p>\n
Zast\u00e1vka v osad\u011b Watson lake tak\u00e9 stoj\u00ed za to. Nejprve cestu lemuj\u00ed vlajky. \u010cesk\u00e9 jsou na lamp\u00e1ch minim\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159i. Slovensk\u00fdch p\u0159esn\u011b nula. Haha. Jen\u017ee tady taky maj\u00ed totemy, na kter\u00fdch jsou p\u0159ibit\u00e9 doslova tis\u00edcovky zna\u010dek z cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta. Tedy z cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta a\u017e na Slovensko, zd\u00e1 se. Zachr\u00e1n\u00ed to jedna s vyryt\u00fdm Czechoslovakia. Achjo. Um\u00edte si na\u0161\u00ed \u010dty\u0159ku p\u0159edstavit.<\/p>\n
Span\u00ed rozd\u011bl\u00e1me u vyhl\u00eddky na Swan lake, co\u017e je dal\u0161\u00ed pohled pro bohy. Ale je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159edt\u00edm se jdeme pod\u00edvat k vod\u011b. Objev\u00edme zbytky p\u016fvodn\u00ed d\u00e1lnice a hlavn\u011b vrak auta zaparkovan\u00fd ve sr\u00e1zu lesa. \u201c\u017divot je jako bonboni\u00e9ra\u2026\u201d Sladk\u00e1, dneska fakt jo.<\/p>\n
A to se nekon\u010d\u00ed. Z k\u0159ov\u00ed kouk\u00e1 dikobraz. DIKOBRAZ. Co d\u011bl\u00e1 v Kanad\u011b, jestli m\u00e1 v\u00edza a povolen\u00fd pobyt, to je ot\u00e1zka. Ka\u017edop\u00e1dn\u011b se asi ani medv\u011bda neboj\u00ed. Pak se u\u017e jen koch\u00e1me \u00fapl\u0148kem, kter\u00fd je tak siln\u00fd, \u017ee vrh\u00e1 st\u00edny a cuc\u00e1me marihuanov\u00e9 bonb\u00f3ny, kter\u00e9 jen podporuj\u00ed sm\u00edch a sm\u00edch a sm\u00edch. Jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Adri: \u201cCel\u00e9 je to a\u017e zbyte\u010dn\u00fd k\u00fd\u010d, ne?\u201d<\/p>\n
Den 4. Kdesi za Tokem 751 kanadsk\u00fdch km a 110 americk\u00fdch m\u00edl\u00ed<\/p>\n
Studen\u00e1 noc, studen\u00e1. Ale nic nikoho nese\u017eralo, tak se pod\u00e1v\u00e1 sn\u00eddan\u011b pro \u010dty\u0159i a takovou pohodu by m\u011bli rozd\u00e1vat m\u00edsto v\u0161ech l\u00e9k\u016f sv\u011bta. V kabin\u011b se prob\u00edr\u00e1 literatura, syn \u010de\u0161tin\u00e1\u0159ky (tedy j\u00e1) takticky ml\u010d\u00ed. Tady se vkusem \u00fapln\u011b neprotneme. Ale t\u0159eba n\u011bco zkus\u00edm.<\/p>\n
Venku poprv\u00e9 pr\u0161\u00ed d\u00e9le ne\u017e p\u011bt minut, n\u00e1ladu n\u00e1m to t\u011b\u017eko vz\u00edt m\u016f\u017ee. C\u00edlem je Whitehorse. Hlavn\u00ed m\u011bsto Yukonu (pokud v\u00edm) a taky m\u00edsto, kter\u00fdm po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b cloumala zlat\u00e1 hore\u010dka. O t\u00e9 v\u00edce a\u017e pozd\u011bji.<\/p>\n
D\u00e1v\u00e1m letmou prohl\u00eddku lodi S.S. Klondike, kter\u00e1 je kolesov\u00fdm parn\u00edkem a obstar\u00e1vala z\u00e1sobov\u00e1n\u00ed Dawsonu. Pak dopln\u011bn\u00ed z\u00e1sob v obchodn\u00ed z\u00f3n\u011b a jedno dal\u0161\u00ed velk\u00e9 SBOHEM. Michal s Adri cht\u011bj\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b kouknout kolem, my let\u00edme na sever. Koukn\u011bte na jejich blog (XXXX) a my douf\u00e1me na v dal\u0161\u00ed setk\u00e1n\u00ed. Bylo to nejlep\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Krajina se zase trochu m\u011bn\u00ed, hory jsou zabalen\u00e9 v mrac\u00edch, ale jede se p\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b. P\u0159\u00edrodn\u00ed highlight je asi Kluane lake a p\u0159ilehl\u00e1 Destruction bay, kde b\u011bhem krut\u00e9 zimi m\u00e1lem umrzl kemp stavitel\u016f d\u00e1lnice. Pak u\u017e je jen divo\u010dina.<\/p>\n
I cesta za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 b\u00fdt divok\u00e1 n\u011bjak\u00fdch sto kilometr\u016f se st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1 asfalt se \u0161t\u011brkem, ale n\u00e1\u0161 mil\u00e1\u010dek to zvl\u00e1d\u00e1. Hranice se bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed. Domlouv\u00e1me sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 dialogu, p\u0159ipravujeme doklady, hlubok\u00fd n\u00e1dech a m\u00ed\u0159\u00edme vst\u0159\u00edc USA customs.<\/p>\n
\u201cHello sir,\u201d spust\u00edm uctiv\u011b.<\/p>\n
\u201cKolik lid\u00ed ve voze?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDva,\u201d pod\u00e1v\u00e1m pasy. A sna\u017e\u00edme se do nata\u017een\u00e9 ruky vrazit i pap\u00edry s v\u00edzi ESTA.<\/p>\n
\u201cCo to je? ESTA?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAno.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cTa plat\u00ed jenom pro letadla,\u201d odm\u00edt\u00e1 celn\u00edk nab\u00edzen\u00e9 formul\u00e1\u0159e.<\/p>\n
Tohle jsem si myslel od za\u010d\u00e1tku, tak se sna\u017e\u00edm b\u00fdt chytr\u00fd: \u201cA pro lod\u011b, \u017ee?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cM\u00e1 snad lo\u010f k\u0159\u00eddla? Zaparkujte si a p\u0159ij\u010fte do kancel\u00e1\u0159e.\u201d<\/p>\n
Pln\u00edme pokyny, v officu \u010dek\u00e1 policista velk\u00fd p\u0159esn\u011b jako policista z americk\u00fdch ak\u010dn\u00edch film\u016f. Pokud jste vid\u011bli posledn\u00ed dv\u011b Rychle a zb\u011bsile, tak z\u00edsk\u00e1te pom\u011brn\u011b p\u0159esnou p\u0159edstavu. Ale byl v r\u00e1mci mo\u017enost\u00ed mil\u00fd. M\u00e1me v\u00edza a\u017e do listopadu. Za \u0161est babek ka\u017ed\u00fd. Good.<\/p>\n
Alja\u0161ka. Dok\u00e1zali jsme to. A stoj\u00ed to za to. Slunce je n\u00edzko a krajina zase vypad\u00e1 \u00fachvatn\u011b. Zastavujeme na mnoh\u00fdch vyhl\u00eddk\u00e1ch, ale jedna se obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 vyplat\u00ed: My dva. \u0160edes\u00e1tilet\u00fd kanadsk\u00fd d\u016fchodce, co jede hikovat a jadern\u00fd fyzik, kter\u00fd se vrac\u00ed z Om\u00e1nu a bude tu p\u0159es zimu.<\/p>\n
Op\u011bt se ukazuje relativita \u010dasu. Za posledn\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i dny jsme si toho u\u017eili jako jindy za mnoho m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f. Us\u00edn\u00e1me na odpo\u010d\u00edvadle, m\u00e1me p\u00e1r piv a stylov\u011b Into the Wild. D\u0159\u00edv ne\u017e v p\u016flce filmu jsme v\u0161ak ve snech.<\/p>\n
A jedeme d\u00e1l! Next stop Valdez. M\u011bjte se v r\u00e1mci mo\u017enost\u00ed b\u00e1je\u010dn\u011b a dr\u017ete n\u00e1m palce. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jak za\u010d\u00edt, jak za\u010d\u00edt, jak za\u010d\u00edt? Prvn\u00ed v\u011bta je v\u017edycky nejt\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed, ale te\u010f jich m\u00e1m des\u00edtky. P\u0159edstavte si den, kdy dost\u00e1v\u00e1te p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed za p\u0159ekvapen\u00edm a ka\u017ed\u00e9 skv\u011bl\u00e9. A pak den, kdy proklouznete poprv\u00e9 v \u017eivot\u011b na \u00fazem\u00ed USA. A jste na Alja\u0161ce. Tak tedy\u2026 Den 3. Swan lake 658 km Nau\u010dil jsem se na podobn\u00fdch […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":188,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nezarazene"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/14068205_278374455878798_6022972974806734458_n.jpg?fit=960%2C720&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7pJdM-30","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":187,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions\/187"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rokprazdnin.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}