Vylod\u011bn\u00ed na nov\u00e9m kontinentu \u010dasto poskytne nemal\u00e1 p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. Inu, Kry\u0161tof by mohl vypr\u00e1v\u011bt. Jen\u017ee\u2026 Aspo\u0148 se ale nevylodil na m\u00edst\u011b ur\u010den\u00ed a nesly\u0161el\u2026 \u010cE\u0160TINU. \u0158ekl bych, \u017ee \u0159\u00edct v Jasperu ciz\u00ed osob\u011b \u010dau je tak 50 % \u0161ance na odpov\u011b\u010f ahoj.<\/p>\n
Bu\u010f je to rodn\u00fd jazyk doty\u010dn\u00e9ho, nebo u\u017e se kr\u00e1tkou repliku od m\u00edstn\u00ed imigra\u010dn\u00ed vlny nau\u010dil. Vlastn\u011b si mysl\u00edm, \u017ee by se tu dalo p\u0159e\u017e\u00edt \u00fapln\u011b bez angli\u010dtiny. Co\u017e m\u00e1 samoz\u0159ejm\u011b svoje zna\u010dn\u00e9 v\u00fdhody a jednu velkou nev\u00fdhodu, je z\u0159ejm\u00e9 jakou.<\/p>\n
P\u016fvodn\u011b jsem si tohle m\u00edsto vybral i z toho d\u016fvodu, \u017ee jsem o\u010dek\u00e1val zastaven\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9 ofenzivy o civilizaci bli\u017e\u0161\u00ed a obecn\u011b zn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed Banff. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b mi mohlo doj\u00edt, \u017ee kv\u016fli (d\u00edky) agentu\u0159e tomu tak nebude. Ale nakonec mi to nevad\u00ed, proto\u017ee je tu spousta super lid\u00ed a ta izolace t\u0159eba je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ijde.<\/p>\n
Pokud u\u017e tady nenaraz\u00edte na \u010cecha nebo Kana\u010fana, m\u00e1te tu \u010dest s Filip\u00edncem. S nimi se \u010ceskoslovensko st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b a ne\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011b p\u0159etahuje o druh\u00e9 m\u00edsto mezi n\u00e1rody (po m\u00edstn\u00edch, kte\u0159\u00ed st\u00e1le maj\u00ed nepatrnou p\u0159evahu).<\/p>\n
Odbo\u010d\u00edm k bydlen\u00ed, k rivalit\u011b se vr\u00e1t\u00edm. Tak tedy. N\u00e1\u0161 zam\u011bstnavatel m\u00e1 po m\u011bst\u011b n\u011bkolik druh\u016f ubikac\u00ed pro sv\u00e9 \u201cotroky\u201d. Od luxusn\u00edch byt\u016f MPL Place pro zaslou\u017eil\u00e9, p\u0159es apartm\u00e1ny se soukromou m\u00edstnost\u00ed a kuchyn\u00ed pro dva pokoje, po budovy p\u0159esn\u011b vystihuj\u00edc\u00ed zhmotn\u011bn\u00ed slova UBYTOVNA.<\/p>\n
Ano, jsem v tom t\u0159et\u00edm typu. M\u00e1 to svoje v\u00fdhody. Je to nejlevn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, plat\u00edme asi 9 dolar\u016f za noc, co\u017e je tady vskutku velk\u00fd luxus. Nav\u00edc tu cht\u011b necht\u011b potk\u00e1te spoustu nov\u00fdch lid\u00ed se v\u0161emi klady i z\u00e1pory, kter\u00e9 to logicky p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n
P\u0159i\u0159adili m\u011b do \u010dtvrt\u00e9ho patra ze \u010dty\u0159 a slo\u017een\u00ed osazenstva (v p\u011bti pokoj\u00edc\u00edch) je n\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed: 1x Filip\u00ednec, 4x Kana\u010fan\u00e9, 7x \u010ce\u0161i. Aspo\u0148 douf\u00e1m, \u017ee jsem na n\u011bkoho takhle rychle nezapomn\u011bl. Dohromady m\u00e1me jednu kuchy\u0148 a dv\u011b koupelny. Sou\u017eit\u00ed je to vcelku harmonick\u00e9.<\/p>\n
A\u017e na to, \u017ee Filip\u00ednec dostal funkci. Floor leader. Obecn\u011b tu Filip\u00ednci maj\u00ed funkce. A my mak\u00e1me (oni taky, ne \u017ee ne). Jsou asi vd\u011b\u010dn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, nehroz\u00ed, \u017ee vezmou roha zp\u00e1tky do vlasti\u2026 Tak\u017ee jim MPL r\u00e1do za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed v\u00edza na del\u0161\u00ed dobu.<\/p>\n
Ale je\u0161t\u011b k na\u0161emu veliteli. Sna\u017e\u00ed se udr\u017eet po\u0159\u00e1dek p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm na lince a v d\u0159ezu. Nere\u00e1ln\u00e9. A tak s\u00e1hl k \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed, \u017ee \u0161pinav\u00e9 n\u00e1dob\u00ed bude kon\u010dit v ko\u0161i. Nesetkalo se to s pochopen\u00edm (i proto, \u017ee do pytle dal i soukrom\u00e9 v\u011bci) a n\u00e1sledn\u011b tam \u0161el jeho soukrom\u00fd r\u00fd\u017eovar. (vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed v\u011bc, mimochodem)<\/p>\n
Z\u00e1le\u017eitost se uzav\u0159ela WARNINGem, tedy napomenut\u00edm. Kdy\u017e se v\u00e1m poda\u0159\u00ed nasb\u00edrat t\u0159i, tak ve firm\u011b kon\u010d\u00edte. U\u017e se jich tu od m\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edjezdu p\u00e1r rozdalo, dost z nich i lidem, kte\u0159\u00ed si to nezaslou\u017eili. Ale dokon\u010dit kolekci je p\u0159esto podle m\u011b celkem kum\u0161t.<\/p>\n
V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed z na\u0161eho patra hodn\u011b pracuje. Tak\u017ee se v\u0161ichni dohromady nem\u00e1me moc \u0161anci potkat. Ale r\u016fzn\u011b se st\u0159\u00edd\u00e1me a st\u0159et\u00e1v\u00e1me u sledov\u00e1n\u00ed NBA a NHL (v norm\u00e1ln\u00edch \u010dasech, sl\u00e1va) nebo u va\u0159en\u00ed. Na co\u017e je tu p\u00e1r slu\u0161n\u00fdch mistr\u016f, ale o tom zase p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n
M\u016fj den startuje bud\u00edkem o sedm\u00e9, kter\u00fd se pravideln\u011b odsouv\u00e1 na sedm dvacet. Vezmu po\u010d\u00edta\u010d, jdu ke stolu na jedin\u00e9 m\u00edsto s internentem, kouknu na evropsk\u00e9 novinky a ud\u011bl\u00e1m si ovesnou ka\u0161i. Ve \u010dtvrt na dev\u011bt jdu do pr\u00e1ce, abych tam byl p\u0159ed p\u016fl.<\/p>\n
Kon\u010d\u00edme kolem \u010dtvrt\u00e9, po cest\u011b podle pot\u0159eby nakoup\u00edm, nebo zkus\u00edm n\u011bco za\u0159\u00eddit (nap\u0159\u00edklad druhou pr\u00e1ci). Pak m\u00e1m volno. Tak\u017ee v\u00fdb\u011bh, v\u00ed\u0159ivka, sauna. Televize, knihy\u2026 Dvakr\u00e1t jsem byl na pivu v \u201cklubu\u201d, p\u0159ednost d\u00e1v\u00e1m lacin\u011bj\u0161\u00ed plechovce ve spole\u010densk\u00e9m kruhu.<\/p>\n
Te\u010f se tohle asi zm\u011bn\u00ed, zkus\u00edm si naordinovat ve\u010dern\u00ed sm\u011bny. Abych nezakrn\u011bl.<\/p>\n
Tak n\u011bco v\u00edc zase p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. U\u017eijte si v\u00edkend. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m p\u00e1tek, sobota off. Tak n\u011bkam zkus\u00edm vystoupat a nenechat se chytit pumou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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